February 2012
Watchhahatulan:
How to smoke a Twix bar.
Listen
Every girl wants a bad boy who will be good just...
ayeitsjeff:
So trueee.
Things that God does.. A story that I heard.
Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure.
Me: Promise You won't get mad ...
God: I promise.
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late...
God: Yes.
Me: My car took forever to start...
God: Okay.
Me: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait...
God: Hm.
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call...
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager and relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of My angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Me (humbled): OH.
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed): Okay.
God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see, God.
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm sorry, God.
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me in all things, the good and the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Me: I won't. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for everything today.
No matter what.
roooster:
Never cheat on a girl, once you cheat on a girl its like scarring her from being with you AND with any other guy, for example if you cheat on a girl she will just feel like shes not good enough, and if it were to end she’ll be scared to fall inlove again because of what you did to her in the past, don’t scar a girl, they’re sensitive.
